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Whose funeral ?
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Stephe Powell
Harry was amazed at the length of the funeral procession going down
the High Street. Watching for awhile, he observed that the cortege
consisted entirely of men, and that it was led by a man holding a
Doberman pincher on a leash.
When Harry's curiosity got the better of him, he walked up to the man
at the front of the line.
"Excuse me for interrupting you in your time of grief," said Harry
politely, "but I've never seen such a funeral procession. Would you mind
telling me who it's for."
"It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner. Tightening the
leash, he gestured down at the dog and said, "My Doberman here killed
her."
"Gee,..that's terrible," commiserated Harry. "But,...hmmmm... is
there anyway you might lend me your dog for a day or so?"
The bereaved son-in-law pointed his thumb over his shoulder and
answered, "Sure. Join the queue."
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